Hello there. Thanks for dropping by. Please put your feet up and relax - though you might want to brush the chair off first, I had pizza last night and I am, if nothing else, a messy bugger.
Here you'll find lots of information about me and my books. Most of it will probably be the truth as well, which is rare for the internet, in my experience. Enjoy!

Friday, 11 December 2015

BRICKING IT now available in W.H Smith, so here's a competition!

Hi folks,

To celebrate BRICKING IT being sold in WH Smith over the Christmas period, I'm launching a competition to win signed paperbacks of my three biggest hits: LOVE FROM BOTH SIDES, FAT CHANCE, and, of course, BRICKING IT.

To be in with a chance of winning, here's what you have to do:

If you're in a branch of WH Smith and you see a copy of BRICKING IT lying around making the place look untidy, simply pick it up and take a picture of yourself with it. Or buy it, and take a shot with it outside.
Or, or,  if you're feeling shy, a picture of just the book will do, but a nice shot of your smiling face is much preferred! 

Make sure to say what branch of WH Smith you're in, so people will know where to flock to pick up their very own copy. Ahem.

Then, all you have to do is upload the picture to Facebook and/or Twitter, making sure to tag me in it, or message me to let me know you've done it. I will then randomly chose a winner from all the entries. 

Yes, this is your chance to win a unique, one of a kind, Spalding-esque gift by looking like a prize plum, taking photos of yourself and a bright red book in a major high street retailer, just weeks before Christmas! 

So there you have it. I'll run the competition until Sunday December 27th, so get snapping!

...and don't forget, BRICKING IT will make a tremendous gift for any of your loved ones this Christmas. I know, I've asked them. They told me it would make their Yuletide dreams come true, and you wouldn't want to disappoint them now, would you?

Try not to look this much like a goon though, eh?


Of course, this entire thing is a blatant attempt to get it higher than 80...


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BRICKING IT @Amazon:

Tuesday, 1 December 2015

BRICKING IT is out now!

Hi folks,

BRICKING IT is out now on Amazon!

Here is the cover, and all the usual details:


BRICKING IT

When siblings Dan and Hayley Daley inherit their late grandmother’s derelict Victorian farmhouse, it seems like a dream come true. All they have to do is fix the place up and sell it for a tidy profit!

Except—as anyone who has renovated an old house knows—things are never that easy.
The walls are rapidly crumbling around them, the architect is a certified lunatic, the budget is spiraling…and then there’s the disturbingly intelligent cow to worry about.

On top of all this, the renovation is being featured on a daytime reality TV show, and as soon as Great Locations presenter Gerard O’Keefe catches sight of Hayley’s first-floor balcony, he’s determined to woo her out of her ban on romance, whether she wants him to or not.

Will Dan and Hayley survive and sell up? Or will the whole thing collapse on them like a ton of bricks?

From bestselling author Nick Spalding comes a hilarious tale of life, love and dodgy plumbing.

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You can buy the book at Amazon now, by clicking on the following links:











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Friday, 28 August 2015

Announcing my new novel! BRICKING IT - out December 1st

Hi folks,

I'm delighted to officially announce details of my next full length novel, published once again by Lake Union Publishing.

Here is the cover, and all the usual details:


BRICKING IT

When siblings Dan and Hayley Daley inherit their late grandmother’s derelict Victorian farmhouse, it seems like a dream come true. All they have to do is fix the place up and sell it for a tidy profit!

Except—as anyone who has renovated an old house knows—things are never that easy.
The walls are rapidly crumbling around them, the architect is a certified lunatic, the budget is spiraling…and then there’s the disturbingly intelligent cow to worry about.

On top of all this, the renovation is being featured on a daytime reality TV show, and as soon as Great Locations presenter Gerard O’Keefe catches sight of Hayley’s first-floor balcony, he’s determined to woo her out of her ban on romance, whether she wants him to or not.

Will Dan and Hayley survive and sell up? Or will the whole thing collapse on them like a ton of bricks?

From bestselling author Nick Spalding comes a hilarious tale of life, love and dodgy plumbing.

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BRICKING IT will be released on the 1st of December 2015.

You can pre-order the book at Amazon now, by clicking on the following links:











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Tuesday, 10 March 2015

OUT NOW! My newest book LOVE AMONG THE STARS! Jamie & Laura are back!

Click here to buy my latest book!

Kindle: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Love-Among-Stars-Book-ebook/dp/B00UFVKDYW

Paperback: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Love-Among-Stars-Nick-Spalding/dp/1508711194

LOVE AMONG THE STARS is the fourth book in the Love... series.

It's available as an ebook exclusively on the Amazon Kindle for just £1.99, and is also available from Amazon as a paperback for £5.99.

This is the book's cover and the description:


Sometimes, the hardest part of becoming a success is keeping a straight face...

Jamie & Laura Newman have recently become quite the successful and mildly wealthy couple, thanks to the fact they've managed to write a series of popular romantic comedies together. This has come as a complete surprise to the hapless pair, and is - needless to say - a turn of events neither are in the slightest bit equipped to deal with.

They get invited to posh events where they feel endlessly out of place, have long lost relatives turn up out of the blue, raise an aspiring diva for a daughter, and go on holiday to exotic places they really have no place being. It's enough to make anyone crawl under the nearest rock.

If you're Jamie, you also get to turn 40 - and there's not a damn thing he can do to stop it. As for Laura, well let's say that just because you can afford to purchase expensive beauty products, it doesn't necessarily mean that you should.

Money can't buy you happiness as the old saying goes. Nor can it stop the Newmans being the Newmans, with all their quirks, eccentricities - and the uncanny ability to embarrass themselves in public at the drop of a hat.

LOVE... AMONG THE STARS is the fourth book by Nick Spalding about Jamie & Laura, and is full of the warts-and-all, laugh out loud comedy you've come to know and love.

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So there you have it :)

It's been a pleasure writing about Jamie and Laura again, and I hope you will enjoy reading this fourth book in the series. If you have any feedback, let me know here, or at Twitter & Facebook. As always, if you can retweet and Facebook share my updates, I'd be very grateful.

Thank you for your continued support, and have a fantastic day!

Best wishes,

Nick

Tuesday, 10 February 2015

LOVE AMONG THE STARS - Announcing my next book! Released Tuesday March 10th

Jamie and Laura fans, this one's for you:

Tuesday March 10th will see the release of the fourth in the 'Love...' series, entitled LOVE AMONG THE STARS.

It will be available as an ebook exclusively on the Amazon Kindle for just £1.99, and will also be available from Amazon as a paperback for £5.99.

This is the book's cover and the description:


Sometimes, the hardest part of becoming a success is keeping a straight face...

Jamie & Laura Newman have recently become quite the successful and mildly wealthy couple, thanks to the fact they've managed to write a series of popular romantic comedies together. This has come as a complete surprise to the hapless pair, and is - needless to say - a turn of events neither are in the slightest bit equipped to deal with.

They get invited to posh events where they feel endlessly out of place, have long lost relatives turn up out of the blue, raise an aspiring diva for a daughter, and go on holiday to exotic places they really have no place being. It's enough to make anyone crawl under the nearest rock.

If you're Jamie, you also get to turn 40 - and there's not a damn thing he can do to stop it. As for Laura, well let's say that just because you can afford to purchase expensive beauty products, it doesn't necessarily mean that you should.

Money can't buy you happiness as the old saying goes. Nor can it stop the Newmans being the Newmans, with all their quirks, eccentricities - and the uncanny ability to embarrass themselves in public at the drop of a hat.

LOVE... AMONG THE STARS is the fourth book by Nick Spalding about Jamie & Laura, and is full of the warts-and-all, laugh out loud comedy you've come to know and love.

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So there you have it :)

It's been a pleasure writing about Jamie and Laura again, and I hope you will enjoy reading this fourth book in the series. If you have any feedback, let me know here, or at Twitter & Facebook. As always, if you can retweet and Facebook share my updates, I'd be very grateful.

Over the course of the next few weeks I'll be tweeting and Facebook sharing more info about the book to whet your appetite, so keep an eye on my social media feeds. Once the page on Amazon goes live I will of course send you in its direction. If you know of anyone who has enjoyed one of my books, please let them know about the upcoming release of LOVE AMONG THE STARS.

Thank you for your continued support, and have a fantastic day!

Best wishes,

Nick

Tuesday, 25 November 2014

Website update - what do you think?

A friend pointed out to me the other day that www.nickspalding.com was available as a domain name, so I bought it. Frankly, I should have done it ages ago, but never got round to it because of my inherent laziness.

I've updated the site a bit to take advantage of the shiny new domain name, and with any luck I'll actually start posting more here now - though this is by no means a guarantee... due to the aforementioned laziness. Any actual proper news about my book releases will be posted as soon as I have any though, coz that's the important stuff.

I'd be interested to hear what you think of the site as it stands now, so by all means give me any feedback you might have. Also, if you'd like to follow me on Twitter or Facebook, then the links are to your right. You can also follow the site's updates by entering your email just below the social media links, and by subscribing to the site feed.

If you've got any questions or comments about my books, then don't hesitate to get in touch.

Thanks!


Wednesday, 8 October 2014

FAT CHANCE released - and straight into the Amazon Kindle top 5!

Fat Chance was released yesterday, and has powered straight into the Amazon Kindle 5:


As you can imagine I'm delighted, and am already picking out some new golden underwear.

...actually, it's not quite as easy as that. For me to start thinking about the purchasing of new underwear (golden or otherwise) the book needs to hang around in the upper echelons of the chart for a good few months, but hey - you can't have a better start to a book's long term success than such a high profile opening day.

Thanks to everyone who has bought a copy thus far!

BUY FAT CHANCE HERE

Friday, 4 July 2014

Announcing my new book FAT CHANCE!

Hi folks,

My next book due for release is called FAT CHANCE, and will be out at the beginning of October.

Here's the cover, blurb and links to where you can pre-order it now!


Meet Zoe and Greg Milton, a married couple who have let themselves go a bit.

Zoe was a stunner in her college days, but the intervening decades have added five stone, and removed most of her self-esteem. Greg's rugby-playing days are well and truly behind him, thanks to countless pints of beer and chicken curry.

When Elise, a radio DJ and Zoe's best friend, tells them about a new competition, it seems like the perfect opportunity to turn their lives around. Fat Chance will pit six hefty couples against one another to see who can collectively lose the most weight and walk away with a £50,000 prize.


So begins six months of abject misery, tears, and frustration--that just might turn out to be the best thing that ever happened to them--in another laugh-out-loud look at the way we live now from bestselling author Nick Spalding.

Amazon UK

Amazon USA

Wednesday, 25 June 2014

The Cornerstone & Wordsmith are just 99p / 99c each until July 2nd on Kindle!

Hi folks,

Until next Tuesday, you can but my two comic fantasy novels The Cornerstone, and its sequel Wordsmith, for just 99p and 99c at Amazon Kindle stores, as part of the popular Kindle Countdown Deal.

Here are the links:



 

Friday, 14 March 2014

Announcing my next book! BUZZING EASTER BUNNIES. Out Saturday March 29th. The sequel to Blue Christmas Balls. £1.59 on Amazon Kindle.

I'm delighted to announce that my next book is a novella called BUZZING EASTER BUNNIES, and is the sequel to my Amazon top 100 hit Blue Christmas Balls!

Here's the cover:


And here's the blurb:

Every story needs a decent climax...

There are plenty of things Christina Barclay would like to do before she hits thirty at Easter. Having an orgasm with somebody else in the room is most definitely one of them.

Up to now, her love life has been sorely lacking in the toe-curling department - but luckily for Christina, she's just started dating Matthew Adrian Bunion, a man whose bedroom inexperience is more than made up for by his never-ending enthusiasm. Mr Bunion will not rest until his new girlfriend is satisfied - no matter what the cost in rechargeable batteries, physical injury or public embarrassment.

From the best-selling author of BLUE CHRISTMAS BALLS and LOVE... FROM BOTH SIDES, this is the story of one woman and one man on an epic quest to come together, and celebrate an Easter birthday in style. 

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Released on SATURDAY MARCH 29TH

Exclusive to Amazon

Price: 
£1.59 eBook
£3.99 Paperback