Saturday, 24 March 2018

Checking Out is out now!

I'm delighted to announce that my new book is now available on Amazon in Kindle, paperback and audiobook formats!

The novel is called CHECKING OUT and here are the cover and the promotional blurb for it:


What do you do when the doctor says you could die at any moment? Well…after you’ve made a cup of tea, of course.
Nathan James is young, successful and has the world at his feet. Unfortunately, he’s also about to die—which ruins things somewhat. And now he’s staring imminent death in the face, Nathan is having to rethink some of his life choices very hard.
This means embarking on a hectic journey of self-discovery that includes, amongst other things, losing his dignity to an inescapable bean bag, suffering screaming nightmares about a monstrous potato, and getting up close and very personal with a bipolar donkey.
All of which is fine, but then Nathan falls in love with a charming girl called Alison, which is a really stupid thing to do. Because how can you give your heart to someone when it might be about to stop?
From Nick Spalding, the bestselling author of Fat ChanceBricking It and Mad Love, comes a comedy about dying—which is easy—and living, which is most certainly not.

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21 comments:

  1. Hi Nick. I have just finished reading Checking Out, enjoyed it very much, but what prompted me to write was the donkey episode. Without wanting to spoil anything, the same thing really happened to me! I thought I was unique with this particular event and so am intrigued to know if it has happened to you or someone told you about it, it does not seem to be something you could dream up. It was on my 18th birthday, and I ended up in hospital for a week, fortunately for me, I was wearing jeans at the time or things could have been significantly worse! I still bear the scars on my neck some 40 years later, and can still dine out on the gory details. I never imagined that I would be reading a pretty close account in a novel.
    Lin

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      ancientspiritspellcast@yahoo.com or ancientspiritspellcast@gmail.com 
      https://ancientspiritspellcast12.wordpress.com

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  2. Great blurb, Nick. I have just added 'Checking Out' to my TBR.

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  3. Nick,
    I would like your books translated into Spanish. The translation of your book "Pim Pam Pum amor" was magnificent and I would like to read more of your books in Spanish. When will new titles be published in Spanish?

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    (4) You want to be Promoted in your Office.
    (5) You want Women/Men to run after you.
    (6) If you want Children of your choice.
    (7) You want to be Rich Forever.
    (8) You want to tie your Husband/Wife to be yours forever.
    (9) Or you have been scammed and you want to Recover your Lost Money.
    (10) If you are in Love with Someone and you want Him/Her to fall in Love with you Totally.
    (12) If you want a Tame my Lover Spell.
    (13) If you want a Make Me Sexy Spell.
    (14) If you want a STOP His Roving Eyes Spell.
    (15) If you want a Rejuvenated Love Spell.
    (16) If you want a Be Faithful To Me Spell.
    (17) If you want to prevent or keep others from talking about my man.
    (18) Remove Bad Spells from Homes, Business & Customer Attraction etc.
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    (20) Read all your problems before you even mention them to me.
    (21) Remove the Back Spot that keeps on taking your Money Away.
    (22) Find out why you are not progressing in Life and the Solution.
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  12. I want to thank Dr Osasu a very powerful spell caster who help me to bring
    my husband back to me, few month ago i have a serious problem with my
    husband, to the extend that he left the house, and he started dating
    another woman and he stayed with the woman, i tried all i can to bring him
    back, but all my effort was useless until till the day my friend came to my
    house and i told her every thing that had happened between me and my
    husband, then she told me of a powerful spell caster who help her when she
    was in the same problem I then contact Dr Osasu and told him every think
    and he told me not to worry my self again that my husband will come back to
    me after he has cast a spell on him,i thought it was a joke, after he had
    finish casting the spell, he told me that he had just finish casting the
    spell, to my greatest surprise within that 3 days, my husband really came
    back begging me to forgive him, if you need his help you can contact him
    with his email address [drosasu25@gmail.com or directory y on whasapp
    +2347064365391

    ReplyDelete
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    ancientspiritspellcast@yahoo.com or ancientspiritspellcast@gmail.com 
    https://ancientspiritspellcast12.wordpress.com

    Blog: https://priestade.blogspot.com

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  14. HOW I GOT MY HUSBAND BACK WITH THE HELP OF PRIEST WISDOM CONTACT ON WHATS_APP NUMBER +2348124644470

    This is my testimony about the good work of priest wisdom who help me.... I'm Ann Earnis from north Carolina USA. And am sorry for putting this on net but i will have to, by this world best spell caster that brought back my husband who left me out for past 3 years, i eventually me t this man on a blog site posting by one of is client for help, i explained everything to him and he told me about a spell caster that he had heard about and he gave me an email address to write to the spell caster to tell him my problems. In just 1 days, my husband was back to me. I just want to say thank you to this truthful and sincere spell caster, sir all you told me have come to pass and thank you sir. Please i want to tell everyone who is looking for any solution to their problem, i advice you to kindly consult this spell caster, he is real,he is powerful and whatever the spell caster tell is what will happen, because all what the spell caster told me came to pass. You can kindly contact him on: his email address is supernaturalspell1@gmail.com or directly on whats-app +2348124644470  or   https://supernaturalspell21.blogspot.com/   .....

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  15. My purpose out here today is to share this article to the world about how Dr ojoka helped me in getting back my EX-boyfriend that broke up with me 4 months ago. I tried all i can to make him see reasons with me so that we can continue our relationship but he denied me. Thank God for giving me the thought of going into the internet for help, i searched properly and i saw different reviews of Dr ojoka and i insisted in giving it a try by contacting him via whatsapp on (+2348144172934). He gave me reason to live again and he prepared a spell and told me that my Ex-boyfriend will come back to me within 28 hours. Can you believe it, my EX-boyfriend came back to me and our wedding will hold Soon. Contact him now!!! if you need any help. Email: drojokaspelltemple@gmailcom and he does a lot of spells. Once again i want to say am very greatful for your help.check his website http://Drojokaspelltemple.website2.me       

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