Tuesday, 25 September 2018

Announcing my new novel! Pre-order DRY HARD now! Out on JANUARY 10th!

I'm delighted to announce that my next book will be released on Amazon in Kindle, paperback and audiobook formats on Thursday JANUARY 10th!

The novel is called DRY HARD and here are the cover and the promotional blurb for it:


From the bestselling author of Fat Chance and Checking Out comes a hilarious story about giving up… but definitely not giving in.
Kate and Scott’s marriage has always been a lot of fun, with alcohol at the heart of it. After all, what’s more entertaining than a good laugh, and a large drink…or six?
But recently, those relaxing drinks have become more crutch than comfort—and the couple have almost forgotten how to talk to each other sober.
Then their teenage daughter Holly uploads a video of their humiliating drunken escapades, which gets picked up by YouTube superstar PinkyPud—and goes horrifyingly viral.
In a last-ditch attempt to prove to the world they’re more than just boozy idiots, Kate and Scott quit alcohol completely. But with Holly’s…er… ‘help’, what begins as a family promise soon escalates into a social media phenomenon: #DryHard!
With the eyes of the internet upon them, can Kate and Scott stay teetotal—and save their marriage in the process?

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Saturday, 24 March 2018

Checking Out is out now!

I'm delighted to announce that my new book is now available on Amazon in Kindle, paperback and audiobook formats!

The novel is called CHECKING OUT and here are the cover and the promotional blurb for it:


What do you do when the doctor says you could die at any moment? Well…after you’ve made a cup of tea, of course.
Nathan James is young, successful and has the world at his feet. Unfortunately, he’s also about to die—which ruins things somewhat. And now he’s staring imminent death in the face, Nathan is having to rethink some of his life choices very hard.
This means embarking on a hectic journey of self-discovery that includes, amongst other things, losing his dignity to an inescapable bean bag, suffering screaming nightmares about a monstrous potato, and getting up close and very personal with a bipolar donkey.
All of which is fine, but then Nathan falls in love with a charming girl called Alison, which is a really stupid thing to do. Because how can you give your heart to someone when it might be about to stop?
From Nick Spalding, the bestselling author of Fat ChanceBricking It and Mad Love, comes a comedy about dying—which is easy—and living, which is most certainly not.

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Friday, 12 January 2018

Announcing my new novel! Pre-order CHECKING OUT now! Out on March 22nd

I'm delighted to announce that my next book will be released on Amazon in Kindle, paperback and audiobook formats on Thursday MARCH 22nd!

The novel is called CHECKING OUT and here are the cover and the promotional blurb for it:


What do you do when the doctor says you could die at any moment? Well…after you’ve made a cup of tea, of course.
Nathan James is young, successful and has the world at his feet. Unfortunately, he’s also about to die—which ruins things somewhat. And now he’s staring imminent death in the face, Nathan is having to rethink some of his life choices very hard.
This means embarking on a hectic journey of self-discovery that includes, amongst other things, losing his dignity to an inescapable bean bag, suffering screaming nightmares about a monstrous potato, and getting up close and very personal with a bipolar donkey.
All of which is fine, but then Nathan falls in love with a charming girl called Alison, which is a really stupid thing to do. Because how can you give your heart to someone when it might be about to stop?
From Nick Spalding, the bestselling author of Fat ChanceBricking It and Mad Love, comes a comedy about dying—which is easy—and living, which is most certainly not.

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As you can see, this will be a book full of the kind of comedy you've come to expect from a Nick Spalding novel, but also has a deeper and more meaningful kind of story that what you might be used to reading from me.

...fear not, there are still lots of gags about bodily fluids and embarrassing situations!

You can visit Amazon right now to pre-order the book in whatever format you fancy.

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