Tuesday, 25 November 2014

Website update - what do you think?

A friend pointed out to me the other day that www.nickspalding.com was available as a domain name, so I bought it. Frankly, I should have done it ages ago, but never got round to it because of my inherent laziness.

I've updated the site a bit to take advantage of the shiny new domain name, and with any luck I'll actually start posting more here now - though this is by no means a guarantee... due to the aforementioned laziness. Any actual proper news about my book releases will be posted as soon as I have any though, coz that's the important stuff.

I'd be interested to hear what you think of the site as it stands now, so by all means give me any feedback you might have. Also, if you'd like to follow me on Twitter or Facebook, then the links are to your right. You can also follow the site's updates by entering your email just below the social media links, and by subscribing to the site feed.

If you've got any questions or comments about my books, then don't hesitate to get in touch.


Wednesday, 8 October 2014

FAT CHANCE released - and straight into the Amazon Kindle top 5!

Fat Chance was released yesterday, and has powered straight into the Amazon Kindle 5:

As you can imagine I'm delighted, and am already picking out some new golden underwear.

...actually, it's not quite as easy as that. For me to start thinking about the purchasing of new underwear (golden or otherwise) the book needs to hang around in the upper echelons of the chart for a good few months, but hey - you can't have a better start to a book's long term success than such a high profile opening day.

Thanks to everyone who has bought a copy thus far!


Friday, 4 July 2014

Announcing my new book FAT CHANCE!

Hi folks,

My next book due for release is called FAT CHANCE, and will be out at the beginning of October.

Here's the cover, blurb and links to where you can pre-order it now!

Meet Zoe and Greg Milton, a married couple who have let themselves go a bit.

Zoe was a stunner in her college days, but the intervening decades have added five stone, and removed most of her self-esteem. Greg's rugby-playing days are well and truly behind him, thanks to countless pints of beer and chicken curry.

When Elise, a radio DJ and Zoe's best friend, tells them about a new competition, it seems like the perfect opportunity to turn their lives around. Fat Chance will pit six hefty couples against one another to see who can collectively lose the most weight and walk away with a £50,000 prize.

So begins six months of abject misery, tears, and frustration--that just might turn out to be the best thing that ever happened to them--in another laugh-out-loud look at the way we live now from bestselling author Nick Spalding.

Amazon UK

Amazon USA

Wednesday, 25 June 2014

The Cornerstone & Wordsmith are just 99p / 99c each until July 2nd on Kindle!

Hi folks,

Until next Tuesday, you can but my two comic fantasy novels The Cornerstone, and its sequel Wordsmith, for just 99p and 99c at Amazon Kindle stores, as part of the popular Kindle Countdown Deal.

Here are the links:


Friday, 14 March 2014

Announcing my next book! BUZZING EASTER BUNNIES. Out Saturday March 29th. The sequel to Blue Christmas Balls. £1.59 on Amazon Kindle.

I'm delighted to announce that my next book is a novella called BUZZING EASTER BUNNIES, and is the sequel to my Amazon top 100 hit Blue Christmas Balls!

Here's the cover:

And here's the blurb:

Every story needs a decent climax...

There are plenty of things Christina Barclay would like to do before she hits thirty at Easter. Having an orgasm with somebody else in the room is most definitely one of them.

Up to now, her love life has been sorely lacking in the toe-curling department - but luckily for Christina, she's just started dating Matthew Adrian Bunion, a man whose bedroom inexperience is more than made up for by his never-ending enthusiasm. Mr Bunion will not rest until his new girlfriend is satisfied - no matter what the cost in rechargeable batteries, physical injury or public embarrassment.

From the best-selling author of BLUE CHRISTMAS BALLS and LOVE... FROM BOTH SIDES, this is the story of one woman and one man on an epic quest to come together, and celebrate an Easter birthday in style. 



Exclusive to Amazon

£1.59 eBook
£3.99 Paperback

Tuesday, 25 February 2014

Spalding at number one and two in Australia.

I'm delighted to say that because of Amazon's Kindle Daily Deal, I am currently (as of 10am UK time) number one and two on the Amazon Australia Kindle store!

As Oz is my second home, having lived there in 2012, I couldn't be more happy that I am doing so well in my favourite country on the planet :)

Tuesday, 28 January 2014

The Love... Series is released in the U.S.A today on Amazon

'Oh, say can you see,'
'Something something, dawn's early light,'
'Oh so proudly we hail, in the twilight's dum de dum de dah,'
'Whose something stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight,'
'Over the rampant rabbit, so gallantly streaming,'
'And the rocket's big flare, big balls bursting in my hair,'
'Came over my night, and my flag was still there,'
'Oh save us Superman and wave our star spangled banner,'
'Over the land of the free and the home of the brave... (and Batman).'

The Love... Series is released in the United States Of America today. Enjoy!

Dating isn’t easy these days. Just ask hapless singletons Jamie Newman and Laura McIntyre, two thirtyish Brits who are trying to remain positive in the face of all of the awkwardness, chaos, and humiliation that pave the road to finding love. Jamie, who’s still licking his wounds after his fiancĂ©e abandoned him, will try just about anything to find the girl of his dreams: from disastrous blind dates to the world’s worst speed-dating event. Laura, who is getting a little nervous with the big 3-0 looming, tries to put her awful-but-sexy ex in her rear view and move on, even if it means blind dates with spandex-clad bikers and drunken first-date hand jobs. When Jamie and Laura finally meet each other, love starts to blossom—but throw in some bad fajitas, obnoxious parents, and exes coming out of the woodwork, and things get complicated fast. A hilarious, relatable romp through the travails of modern love, this book will make you laugh until you cry.

Despite their respective job woes, things are good for Jamie and Laura Newman. After all, they’re madly in love, newly married, and having loads of hot sex; what could go wrong? Plenty. When Laura vomits on prospective employers during an important job interview, she discovers that it’s not the aftereffects of a hangover, but that she—much to her horror—is pregnant. The couple will need to a keep a sense of humor amidst the mood swings, awkward sex, bizarre pregnancy cravings (detergent anyone?), and weight gain that ensue. Add in a terrifying midwife, an overbearing mother-in-law, and the horror of a sober girls’ night out, and it’s a recipe for disaster—not to mention loads of laughs. And that’s before the baby arrives! Now if they can only keep from losing their newborn in the grocery store, they might make it out alive in this laugh-out-loud, raunchy, relatable comedy of everyday life as a new parent.

When Laura Newman is offered a senior position with an up-and-coming Australian chocolate company, she and her husband, Jamie, are in no place to turn it down. After all, Jamie has just left his newspaper job after an epic meltdown, and Laura is slowly dying in her job with a soulless corporate chocolatier. They know they’re in for an adventure when they pack up their daughter, Poppy, and move to Australia’s storied Gold Coast—and between the indecipherable Aussie vernacular, the incessant cheeriness of the locals, and a wide range of terrifying creatures, from spiders to crocodiles to koalas that grunt in the night, they definitely find one. Add in a bouncy blonde Aussie with her sights set on unemployed Jamie, along with the not-strictly-professional interest of Laura’s dashing boss, and the Newmans’ marriage could end up as fried as an Englishman in Surfers Paradise. It’s a rollicking fish-out-of-water tale with Down Under adventures and laughs by the truckload.

Saturday, 18 January 2014

The Love Trilogy released in the U.S.A next week on Amazon!

Next Tuesday, the 28th of January, all three books in The Love Trilogy will be released for the first time in the United States.

Published by Amazon imprint Lake Union, the three books will be out in both ebook and paperback formats.

Check out my Amazon U.S author page for links to each book's page: