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Monday, 28 October 2013

All change! - New covers for the Love... trilogy

Hi folks,

You may have noticed that the covers for the Love... books have changed recently, so I thought I'd write a blog post about why this has happened - just to keep you up to speed, in case you were wondering.

Simply put, while the original covers were nicely designed and 'did the job' so to speak, they also didn't really reflect the content of the books. They were what you might describe as typical 'chick lit' book covers: all pastel shades and arty images... which would be fine with another series, but if you've read the Love... trilogy you'll know that they aren't what you'd call standard chick lit material.

There are far too many references to bodily functions, for instance. Also, the word 'f**k' is used dozens of times, and there's even a few 'c**ts' thrown in for good measure. Also, somebody craps into a pedal bin in book one. I don't know about you, but when I picture the kind of thing you'd find in a chick lit book, that is definitely not one of them. Nor is spackling the face of Jesus Christ with semen, for that matter.

Good God, what the hell is wrong with me?

Anyway... given that the books are what you'd cheerfully describe as 'warts-and-all' in their approach to romantic comedy, we thought it was a good idea to change the covers to reflect that approach.

Hence the new versions, which are far less subtle and, er, chick-lity... but are a lot louder, bolder and brighter:


I like the change a lot, as do my publishers. Hope you like them too :)

The third book, Love... Under Different Skies, is released as a paperback on December 5th


You can buy the three novels at all online retailers, including Amazon and Apple iBooks, and in bookshops.





Wednesday, 23 October 2013

Get your hands on my BLUE CHRISTMAS BALLS on SATURDAY 2ND NOVEMBER!

I'm delighted to announce that my new comedy novella BLUE CHRISTMAS BALLS will be released on the Amazon Kindle on SATURDAY 2ND NOVEMBER!

On the day of release I will Tweet, Facebook share and post the links on this blog to where the book will be available for purchase. 

BLUE CHRISTMAS BALLS will be available in all Amazon territories, priced at 99p / $1.50 for the launch period.

For you paperback lovers out there, I will be publishing a version of the novella at Amazon, and will provide details of how and where to buy it once it's released.


One man. Three women. Twelve days to achieve Yuletide sexual glory!

Christmas is coming and Matt Bunion is on a mission. Somehow, he's made the huge mistake of remaining a virgin well into his twenties - a grievous error he fully intends to rectify before the Queen's speech starts.

But it's not going to be easy...

What with strange requests to molest living room furniture, painfully inserted action figures, and an extremely festive lady of the night, Matt will be lucky to reach Boxing Day with his pride and manhood still intact.

From the best-selling author of LOVE... FROM BOTH SIDES comes the laugh-out-loud story of one man's quest to make this Christmas go with a bang.

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This is a 23,000 word novella, 114 pages in paperback.

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Visit Notting Hill Press now to find out about other seasonal novellas available this Christmas!


Saturday, 19 October 2013

Blue Christmas Balls - One man. Three women. Twelve days to achieve Yuletide sexual glory!

I'm pleased to announce my latest story.

It's a seasonal novella entitled Blue Christmas Balls, published through Notting Hill Press to Amazon Kindle.

If you enjoyed Love From Both Sides, then this one is for you!

Here is the cover and blurb:


One man. Three women. Twelve days to achieve Yuletide sexual glory!

Christmas is coming and Matt Bunion is on a mission. Somehow, he's made the huge mistake of remaining a virgin well into his twenties - a grievous error he fully intends to rectify before the Queen's speech starts.

But it's not going to be easy...

What with strange requests to molest living room furniture, painfully inserted action figures, and an extremely festive lady of the night, Matt will be lucky to reach Boxing Day with his pride and manhood still intact.

From the best-selling author of LOVE... FROM BOTH SIDES comes the laugh-out-loud story of one man's quest to make this Christmas go with a bang.

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This is a 23,000 word novella, approximately 90 pages in paperback.

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The book will be released on Kindle in November for a launch price of just 99p.

Release date coming soon.
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Visit Notting Hill Press now to find out about other seasonal novellas available this Christmas!