'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except...
...the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation.'
Because nothing says Yuletide fun like mother f**king
Hello there. Thanks for dropping by. Please put your feet up and relax - though you might want to brush the chair off first, I had pizza last night and I am, if nothing else, a messy bugger.
Here you'll find lots of information about me and my books. Most of it will probably be the truth as well, which is rare for the internet, in my experience. Enjoy!