So, sod's law being what it is, I go and get all my paperbacks sorted out at Lulu because Createspace don't distribute to Amazon UK... then Createspace announce they're now distributing directly to Amazon UK.
Nevertheless, thanks to the opening of a new sales channel, I've gone back to Createspace like a needy ex-boyfriend - who tried to move on with a new girl, but just couldn't stop thinking about the fishnet stockings and blowjob technique of the last one and has gone back for more.
The upshot of all this blather is that you can now buy all of my books at Amazon UK.
...like, dirt cheap.
Yes, you can buy Fifty Shades Of Unconvincing Sadomasochism with your hard earned pennies as well - and spend a few hours wondering (like I did) how the hell it got published; or... you can buy my books instead and laugh your arse off intentionally. The choice is yours.
...and just think, every time somebody moans that they can't buy that cracking comedy book by Nick Spalding because they don't own a Kindle, you can now make them look like utter poltroons* by telling them they are stone cold wrong.
All the links are up at Amazon, but just for the sake of convenience, here they are as well:
Love... From Both Sides
Love... And Sleepless Nights
Life... With No Breaks
Life... On A High
Spalding's Scary Shorts
Buy yourself a copy of each one. Buy your friends a copy. Buy your dog a copy. If nothing else, it'll give him something to chew on other than your shoes.
*I have no idea where I dredged the word poltroon up from. I'm not entirely sure what it means, but it sounded good in my head.
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