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Thursday, 12 August 2010

Spine Slaughter by Nick Spalding - Comedy horror short

"Please forgive the self-indulgence for the second time in a week, but I just wanted to let you know that Spine Slaughter is now available as an individual download!"

On a warm summer's day the village of Wincing On Thames is attacked by the most unlikely of monsters.

Hoards of deadly hedgehogs are on the loose and out for blood.

Can hockey-stick wielding teenager Jason, Scab the skinny punk, and their terrified friends survive the onslaught of spiky terror?

Warning: This short story contains gore, profanity and gratuitous nudity … There's a children's tea party at the beginning though, so something for everyone, I think.

Download now for the stunning low price of 99 cents (71p UK) at:

Amazon US / Amazon UK / Smashwords

Or (if you haven’t bought it yet) the story is also included in Life … With No Breaks – Second Edition, for the equally amazing price of $2.99 (£1.96 uk) at:

Amazon US / Amazon UK / Smashwords

“This may not be the best short story you read today, but it will be the most ridiculous!”

Nick Spalding

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